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Guard: Alright son I'm gonna need those two hams back
Chris: I don't have any hams
Guard: Lift up your shirt son
Chris: I need an adult! I need an adult!
Guard: You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that, fatty fat fatty! Hey Tom he's just a fat kid!
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Stewie: The world is now under my control! but oh no, I'm naked!
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Stewie: Wake up Li-ona, this in creped Hoover Ville is infested with something besides idiots!
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Peter: There's only one thing to do. Learn the language of the flees, earn their trust, and breed with their women. And in time, our differences will be forgotten.
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Lemon-aid Seller: But Mister I need real money, I can't take a credit card.
Peter: Oh I see cash only, huh huh? No paper trail huh? Whatcha selling? Reefer? Crack? Smack? Horse? X? Shrooms? Dust? Meth? In my neighborhood? I don't think so!
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Guard: I'm sorry sir you can't park your van on the diving board
Lois: This is my son
Guard: Oh, my apologizes. Hey Tom, he's not a van, he's just a fat kid.
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Lois: Although I think...
Stewie: Yes yes yes, I got more of it on me than in me. Yes that one never gets old Lois.
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Lois: Dig in.
Stewie: I'll eat it when i'm ready.
Chris: Hi!
Stewie: I'm ready. Well time for dessert isn't it?. Let's see, big chocolate cake for Stewie, and we have something very tasty for big fat you. Bon Appetite!
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Lois: Peter did you get a new buttocks?
Peter: I had to, my old one had a crack in it.. heheh
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Peter: Hey, when you're beautiful doors magically open for you.
Head of Beautiful Club: Actually it opened because you stepped on that black rubber square. Of course if that wasn't there, it would have opened anyway because you're beautiful.
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Lois: I've never been more attracted to him. Oh, does that make me a bad person?
Brian: Yes, yes it does make you a bad person!
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Stewie: Damn you ice cream, come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!
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