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Cleveland: Incase you didn't know, a balloon tied to a mailbox is an international symbol for party over here!
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Chris: oh my God, the government is here! Run ET run!
E.T.: [Runs across the living room]
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Victoria Principal: Huh! Bobby...
Patrick Duffy: Good morning.
Victoria Principal: Oh Bobby I just had the weirdest dream. I dreamt I saw the strangest episode of Family Guy and there was a giant chicken, and Stewie was an octopus!
Patrick Duffy: Hey hey come on now, it's alright, everythingâu20acu2122s going to be OK.... what's Family Guy?
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Lois: When I think back of all the food we've wasted in this house...
Peter: Here Tom Selleck... come on, down the hatch... come on, hey, hey no for you Higgins, trying to steal Tom Sellecks food. No, no! You've had yours.
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Guy: Name something you take on a picnic.
Meg: A blanket
Brian: Potato salad
Chris: Chicken
Stewie: A dead Lois?
Peter: Ok uhh we're going to go with potato salad
Guy: Show me potato salad!
Peter: Maybe we should go now...
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Lois: Oh Stewie you're adorable!
Stewie: Yes yes I rather like the sash, but do the Huggies make my ass look big?
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Meg: Where we gonna go?
Peter: Ah I hear there's a Carvelle factory in Framingham.
Chris: Alright, Fudgie the Whale and Cookie Puss, and Cookie O Puss, Nutty the Chocolate Ghost!
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Meg: There's no factory?
Stewie: Ahh, oh very good fat man, we've followed the pie pipper of Hamsteak to the gates of oblivion and look what thatâu20acu2122s brought us! We're finished, we're done, game over man game over. Ah, damnit!
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Peter: Jeeze I haven't been thrown out of anyplace since I was a councilor at the bulimia clinic.
Peter: [Flashback] Ah man did anybody else throw up after eating that fish last night?
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Peter: Guys we need to make some guns.
Cleveland: Guns? Guns only lead to trouble...
Peter: Right, and when that trouble happens we'll be ready to blow its freaking head off.
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Peter: Everyone leave, I have to poop. NOW!
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Peter: Well laugh all you want, but when you die you'll have to go to heaven, and you know what, you know what? I bet you run into those two dead bailiff ladies from Night Court, and you're not going to know which ones which and it's going to be really awkward, so bite me.
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Peter: I'm the one who knew the world was going to end, I'm the one who found the Twinkie factory and started this town, and I'm the one who gave lessons to Rosie Perez.
Guy: That's nothing to be proud of.
Peter: Don't be stupid, she speak good and everything.
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Salesman: The world is going to end at midnight tonight! Y2K.
Peter: Y2K... what are you selling chicken or sex jelly?
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Stewie: Oh dear me yes yes this is how I wanted to enter the new millennium... locked in a basement with imbeciles dressed like a gay Neil Armstrong.
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Brian: Wait a minute, I smell BBQ
Tom: So what do you think Diane, can I cook or what?
Diane: Delicious Tom, I guess we should be eating her with chopsticks.
Brian: Oh my God, they're eating Asian reporter Tricia Takinawa
Peter: That's crazy! There just gonna be hungry again in an hour.
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Lois: Twinkies?
Peter: Yeah I saw a story about them on A&E
TV: And now back to A&E's biography, Twinkie the kid.
Father: It was uh, it was difficult for Twink to play with the other children; he was different, he was definitely... he had no bones, and he couldn't really play any sports.
Mother: Yeah, thatâu20acu2122s, you know, why we got him the lasso. He'd spend hours in the backyard playing wonder woman. Haha, he's going to kill me.
Father: He loved that lasso, no as much as the baton, but uh, we, we put a stop to the baton. He was different enough, you know?
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