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Meg: I can't believe you'd put your family before your own daughter!
Brian: She's a whiny little runt isn't she?... I said runt.
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Jennifer: Meg you seem so sad; today is a happy day!
Meg: I know it's just that... I really like that guy over there but he doesn't even know I exist! He must think I'm a total dog!
Jennifer: Oh that is so not true
Meg: Then what is it?
Jennifer: He's a Eunuch.
Meg: Really?
Jennifer: Sure! All the guys here have been castrated; it's cool!
Guy 1: Hey do you think that girl's hot?
Guy 2: No!
Guy 1: Me neither!
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Stewie: A professional? There's treachery afoot!
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Peter Well don't keep me in suspense how did you do?
Meg: I'll give you a hint, I S-U-C-K-E-D - SUCKED! SUCKED!
Peter: Yay!
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Peter: Listen Meg you're a one of a kind girl with a mind of her own - now see that's what people hate.
Meg: Really?
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Girl 1: Bay, it sure is great being thin and popular.
Girl 2: Let's go throw up.
Girls 1, 2, 3: Hey, sure, cool, good idea!
Meg: Hey I love throwing up!
Girls 1, 2, 3: Hahaha..
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Peter: I understand we're getting quite a terrific bargain here.
Guy: Oh absolutely! The children get to play our games, and if they win enough tickets they get a prize.
Timmy: I have 13 tickets now, is that enough?
Guy: Oh sorry Timmy, but you need 15 tickets to live.
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Guy: They also get food, cake, and your choice of ice cream flavors.. vanilla, strawberry, chocolate, or people.
Peter: What was that last one?
Guy: Chocolate..
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Brian: Well Peter you've only got a couple of hours left... if you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might want to stand up.
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Jennifer: Meg you didn't tell me your mother was just like Martha Stuart!
Meg: Oh, no, one you get to know me I'm really very nice.
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Brian: Well Peter you've only got a couple of hours left... If you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might want to stand up.
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Cult Leader: My children rejoice the hour of transformation is close at hand! Who are you?
Jennifer: This is Meg oh wise one, can she come with us?
Cult Leader: Perhaps...
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Cult Leader: Oh for the love of god, haven't any of you been in a cult before? Damnit! I can't achieve transcendence by myself, that would just make me some kind of little nut!
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Timmy: I have 13 tickets now, is that enough?
Man: Oh sorry Timmy but you need 15 tickets to live.
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Peter: Face it Brian, I'm a bad father, a lousy husband, and a snappy dresser.
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Stewie: I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here!
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Stewie: As the kind say, I only hope my heart filled thanks will keep your warm as you spend the next ten years in FROZEN CARBONITE!
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Stewie: The only way you'll get me to talk is through slow, painful torture, and I don't think you've got the grapes.
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Stewardess: Well hey there little boy, are you lost?
Stewie: Now listen to me, Jolene, I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal - and no pickles! oh God help you if I find pickles!
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Chris: Hey birthday dude, you want some ice cream?
Stewie: yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you.
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Stewie: Damn you, you're one of them aren't you! What are they paying you? I'll double it... money! Women! Men?
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Peter: The party couldn't be any better if Jesus himself showed up.
Jesus: OK everybody, for my next miracle, Iâu20acu2122m going to turn water into funk!
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