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Guy: And Jan I'm afraid you've earned a day in the chamber of fire for tattling on your brother.
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Peter: See that's the worst we got, is, ah, Jemima witnesses
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Stewie: Return the device woman!
Lois: No toys Stewie.
Stewie: Very well then, mark my words, when you least expect it, your upards will come!
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Peter: Who touched the thermostat?
Meg: God, how does he always know?
Peter: Brain implant Meg, every fathers got one, tell ya when the children are messing with the dial.
Guy: Hey Peter my thing went off your thermostat okay?
Peter: Yeah it's alright.
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Brian: Hey Peter it's 7:00 and you've still got your pant on. What's the occasion?
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Lois: Meg finish your pancakes, Chris, elbows off your father.
Peter: Thanks son.
Lois: 37 beers, well you're setting a great example for the kids.
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Mr. Weed: Peter, are you sleeping on the job?
Peter: No there's a bug in my eye and i'm trying to suffocate him.
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Mr. Weed: Your negligence has damaged this company's reputation. You're fired!
Peter: Ah geeze, for how long?
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Lois: You know Peter, lips are one thing but did you have to buy breast implants for Chris?
Peter: Ah it makes him happy.
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Peter: I know what I did was wrong but I only did it for you and the kids. Except for that jukebox in the bathroom, that was a gift for Peter.
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Brian: How was your shower?
Peter: Ugh, I tell ya Brian all the rumors about dropping the soap are true
Brian: Really?
Peter: Oh yeah you can't hold on to that thing to save your life, slipping all over the place guys were laughing.
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Judge: Mr. Griffin, don't you think you should have alerted the government to such a gross over-payment?
Peter: Well uh, I was gonna call em but uh, my favorite episode of Different Strokes was on.
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Brian: Woah, assahoy.
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Peter: Come on you guys, I'm going to buy us the most expensive meal we've ever had. Yeah, Iâu20acu2122d like 6000 chicken fajitas please.
Teller: I beg your pardon?
Peter: Uh 6000 chicken fajitas
Brian: And a sausage chicken McBiscuit please.
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John: The air is electric here at Superbowl XXXIII tonight! Pat, I think it's safe to say that all these fans came out here to watch a game of football!
Pat: Uh John, we're in commercial.
John: Yeah I know I'm just making conversation... come on... FOOTBALL!
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Guy: You call these bagels?
Seller: Woah! I'm glad he's on our side! I've been working on the new G.I. Jew line, and as you can see they look great.
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Lois: A hangover is natures way of telling you I was right.
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Chris: What does it mean when your armpits cry stinky tears?
Lois: Oh, it means you're becoming a man.
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Lois: Stewie, why don't you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don't you burn in hell!
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Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison
Family: Oh no!
Kool-Aid Guy: Oh yeah!
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Peter: Oh God, it feels like there's accountants cranking add-machines in my head.
Paul: Dick, you ever wonder what's outside those walls?
Dick: Say now, that's dangerous thinking Paul, you best stick to your work.
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Peter: Woah, is that really the blood of Christ?
Priest: Yes...
Peter: Man, that guy must have been wasted 24 hours a day huh?
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Peter: I didn't have gas for this first time 'till I was 30... ::farts:: ... what the hell was that?
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Peter: Now kids daddy only drank so the statue of liberty would take her clothes off.
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Peter: I don't want your mom to worry alright? When she worries she says things like 'I told you so' and 'stop doing that i'm asleep.'
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Peter: I got it, that's the guy from big. Tom Hanks, that's it, ah, funny guy Tom Hanks.
Tom: I have AIDS.
Peter: HAHAHA!
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Quagmire: Hey who wants to play drink the beer?
Peter: Right here
Quagmire: You win!
Peter: Alright, what do I win?
Quagmire: Another beer!
Peter: Oh I'm going for the high score
Quagmire: Well actually Charlie has the high score.
Charlie: Hey man, your clock won't flush.
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Stewie: Mark my words, when you least expect it, your uppance will come!
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Stewie: Victory is mine!
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Stewie: Damn you vile women! You've impeded my work since they day I escaped from your wretched womb!
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Stewie: You know mother, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Your life however is more like a BOX OF GRENADES! Now, I offer you one last chance for deliverance. Return my mind-control device, or be destroyed!
Lois: Oh, you just want your toy back. OK, here you go honey.
Stewie: Yes, well, victory is mine!
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Stewie: Well well mother, we meet again!
Lois: Stewie I thought I tucked you in an hour ago
Stewie: Not tightly enough it seems, and now I will end your oppressive reign of matriarchal tyranny!
Lois: Oh you can play with your toys tomorrow honey, right now it's bed time
Stewie: Oh blast you and your estrogenical treachery!
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