Peter: Oh no Lois, it's time I join the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cuz of all them magic tricks?
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Quagmire & Peter: That's gross, Come on, let's not do this
Cleveland: Come on, if you're secure in your masculinity you can answer a simple hypothetical.
Quagmire: Alright, Johnny Depp because he kinda looks like a chick I guess
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Stewie: I think you are a special person
Brian: Thanks.
Stewie: No, come on, I, I'm being serious, I'm being serious here for a second. Are you going to listen to me, so I can tell you I respect you.
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Stewie: Yes, good call! Churn the butter, woo woo!
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Brian: *sigh* I got assigned to the outreach to the elderly program, I gotta take care of some old woman who hasn't been out of her house in thirty years.
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Stewie: Sop they do make bigger diapers! That deceitful woman told me I'd have to learn to use the toilet!
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Brian: Stop! What the hell is this?
Lois: Delousing powder. Everyone on the outside is filthy.
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Lois: Peter stop scratching that thing.
Peter: I can't it's itching like crazy
Chris: Dad, can I scratch your beard?
Peter: Have you finished your homework?
Chris: Yes
Peter: Okay then.
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Scientist: It's a very rate species. The endangered white rumped swallow.
Chris: Hahaha, rump
Peter: This isn't funny Chris! Heheh.. swallow.
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Old Woman: What is this spit soup?
Brian: Tomato bisque!
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Peter: I love you too honey!
Chris, Lois, Peter: AH!
Chris: What's wrong?
Chris, Lois, Peter: AH!
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Brian: What you mean, you're not really...
Old Woman: I heard you drop that light bulb too, that'll be 67 cents. Now go warm me up some of that diarrhea soup!
Brian: That's it!
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